{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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